If the DSM 5 is going to consider a caffeine substance use disorder, then it damn well better consider an Ice Fishing Personality Disorder as well……..

I’m just saying.

For a friend.

Because my girlfriend, Tina, was too chicken to post this video on Facebook!

As many of my co-workers know, I burned popcorn and set off the fire alarm in our building. Well, it appears to run in the family, as this video of a burning pot pie proves.

Okay, I am 51 years old. I consider myself mature, responsible, and sophisticated. And yet, Cookie Monster can still make me laugh.

I blame same-sex marriage.