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Let’s Hear it For the Silent Ks

English is so weird. There’s a silent k in knife. There are two silent k’s in knickknack. And there are 3 silent k’s in Republican.

– Dustin Pace

Read on Substack

Heh!

I hope the email finds you, and in the darkness binds you.

Today’s Exchange

Tina: I’m stoned but finally feel one with the world.

Me: Well, the Earth is mostly stone, so that makes sense.