It’s for Tina. And it was delicious! And not just because she said so; I ate some of it, too!

It’s for Tina. And it was delicious! And not just because she said so; I ate some of it, too!


Merry Christmas, everyone! That is the Christmas Breakfast I made for myself. I also made a cheese omelet for Tina but used Gauda Cheese instead of American. I didn’t feel like shredding the cheese again.
I hope your Christmas Breakfasts were just as delicious as ours!

I made this. And no, you can’t have it. No, I will not come to you house and make it for you. Make your own damn sandwich. Don’t you know there’s a blizzard out there?
Because you don’t get to eat my breakfast burger.

Admit it; it looks good. It’s a fried egg with cheese and a generic sausage patty from Walmart. The bun is from Kwik Trip. I air-fried the sausage patty and browned the bun on the stove. The egg was fried in a pan using a silicone ring. If you look past the burger, you’ll see a white bowl. It’s full of Malt-o-Meal with raw honey and cinnamon.

On second thought, maybe you all don’t eat your hearts out. That would be cannibalism. Plus, I’m suspect about some of you actually having hearts.