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If it’s not, what are you doing at my blog? Seriously. If coffee is not important to you don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Well, if blogs had doors. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And if you don’t have an ass – that’s just disconcerting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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