{"id":300,"date":"2013-01-12T11:01:05","date_gmt":"2013-01-12T17:01:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guyandrewhall.com\/?p=300"},"modified":"2013-01-12T11:01:05","modified_gmt":"2013-01-12T17:01:05","slug":"just-saying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guyandrewhall.com\/?p=300","title":{"rendered":"Just Saying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yeah, ah&#8230;.. I have the greatest dad ever!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Last night I invited them out for Friday night all you can eat fish fry at Peggy Sue&#8217;s (no web presence, sorry). Well, a few weeks ago my washing machine died. So, I mentioned it to dad earlier this week and asked if he had a line on a cheap used washing machine. He said he&#8217;d look; talked about how Menard&#8217;s sometimes have trade-ins they sell for $49, etc., etc., etc.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Well, yesterday when he showed up for the Fish Fry, he had a used washer in his van. My cost? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually, I bought the fish.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Seriously: Greatest. Dad. Ever!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Oh, and laundry is agitating as I type this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, ah&#8230;.. I have the greatest dad ever! Last night I invited them out for Friday night all you can eat fish fry at Peggy Sue&#8217;s (no web presence, sorry). Well, a few weeks ago my washing machine died. So, I mentioned it to dad earlier this week and asked if he had a line [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p74d9M-4Q","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guyandrewhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guyandrewhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guyandrewhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guyandrewhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/21"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guyandrewhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/guyandrewhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":302,"href":"https:\/\/guyandrewhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions\/302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guyandrewhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guyandrewhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guyandrewhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}